Listen up, you dog-faced pony soldiers! It’s time to clean your firearms with the most…unique gun cleaning mat on the market – the “Dog Faced Pony Soldier Gun Mat” from Husky Armory.
Dog Faced Pony Soldier Gun Cleaning Mat Specs
- Size: 24″ x 14″ | 61cm x 36cm
- Thickness: 1/16 an inch / 2 mm
- Material: Smooth, oil and slip-resistant top & stable rubber bottom
- Care: Safe to iron and machine washable
- No folds or creases!
Dog Faced Pony Soldier Gun Cleaning Mat Details
This mat is inspired by our illustrious 46th President and his legendary way with words. Featuring a confused-looking Biden and his infamous “Dog Faced Pony Soldier” quote, this mat is perfect for those moments when you’re cleaning your gun and thinking, “what the hell did he just say?”
But don’t worry, even if the quote doesn’t make sense, the quality of this mat sure does. Made from durable, non-slip materials, it provides a stable surface for all your gun cleaning needs. And at 24″x14″, it’s almost as big as Biden’s collection of vintage Amtrak maps.
Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a lying, dog-faced pony soldier (we still don’t know what that means), this mat is a must-have for your gun maintenance routine. It’s perfect for those who appreciate a bit of political humor while keeping their firearms in tip-top shape.
So go ahead and order your Dog Faced Pony Soldier Gun Mat today! It’s time to show the world that you’re not afraid to clean your guns with a heaping dose of malarkey.
Disclaimer: Husky Armory is not responsible for any sudden urges to challenge people to push-up contests or take a ride on Amtrak after using this product. And please, no malarkey on the shooting range.
